More On Internet And Quotes On Marriage

I read this

"A wise man said: "It's best to limit your internet relationships with those whom you have already met personally."

and saw this (http://www.livinginthephilippines.com/images/dogonthe_intenet.jpg) today. I burst out laughing.

Here are some lovely quotes on marriage from http://www.quotegarden.com/marriage.html. While the link has many quotes which are nice, I have chosen some which really tickled me.

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• I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. ~Rita Rudner

• Marriage, n. A community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all two. ~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911

• Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. ~Katherine Hepburn

• A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

• In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. ~Robert Anderson,Solitaire and Double Solitaire

• If you made a list of the reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you'd have a hell of a lot of overlapping. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

• Bigamy is having one husband or wife too many. Monogamy is the same. ~Oscar Wilde

• Don't marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can't live without. ~James C. Dobson

• What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are, but how you deal with incompatibility. ~George Levinger

• Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper. ~Scottish Proverb

• Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means. ~Henny Youngman

• A question asked in a Surrey school exam went: "Why do cocks crow early every morning?" A twelve-year-old replied: "My dad says they have to make the most of it while the hens are asleep." ~Quoted in the Peterborough Daily Telegraph, 1983

• When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one. ~Helen Rowland

• My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't. ~Author Unknown

• Husbands are like fires. They go out when unattended. ~Zsa Zsa Gabor

• After a few years of marriage, a man can look right at a woman without seeing her - and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him. ~Helen Rowland

• Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read Playboy magazine with your wife turning the pages. ~Barry Goldwater

• Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. ~H.L. Mencken

• No man expects a great deal from marriage. He is quite satisfied if his wife is a good cook, a good valet, an attentive audience, and a patient nurse. ~Author Unknown

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