On Stock Markets and Heart Attacks

HoursNowTV. Aug 18th 2009: A hacker inadvertently caused the death of a person 2000 km away. The hacker who is a timid person residing in Chennai hacked into the ----bulls site and tampered with the data which showed NIFTY to be touching 6300, when in fact it was at 4500. A lady (!!) was avidly tracking NIFTY data on the -----bulls site. When she returned, after a tete-a-tete with her sister-in-law, she suffered a sudden cardiac attack on seeing the NIFTY data at the -----bulls site. The owner of the site, when questioned by our reporter, vehemently denied any wrongdoing and said that this was a malicious attempt to discredit their site. Enquiries are underway to determine whether the website attack was actually aimed at the lady in question by the person in Chennai and whether the -----bulls site was merely used as an instrument to achieve an end. If this suspicion is confirmed, it is expected that there will be a bullish tendency on the part of persons wanting to get rid of rakshasis in this circuitous way.