Sunday, July 2, 2017

Women In Their 40's

I read about a British survey on the sex lives of women . Apparently women in their 30's have had 9 sexual partners and those in their 40's have had 5 sexual partners. 

Does this mean that as a woman goes from her 30's to the 40's the TOTAL sexual partners she has DECREASED? How? I assume it's because after 30's the quality of sex is so awful that a woman counts each man she has sex with as minus 1. How does this correlate with the conclusion in the survey that women in their 40's have a roaring sex life? Perhaps that roar is one of disgust. I wish people avoided using words such as "roaring", they are go ambiguous.

"Only five per cent of the married women who admitted (to) being unfaithful said it was when they had the best sex. By comparison, 58 per cent said the best sex they had ever had was with their husband." 
So for 5% of the women the best sex was with someone other than the husband. For 58% of the women surveyed, best sex was with their husband. That makes a total of 5 + 58 = 63%. What about the balance 37% of the women? Whom was their best sex with?  My friend, the German Sigillum told me perhaps the balance became lesbians.

My advice to women in their 30's: Stay right there. Dont go to 40's. It sucks. Imagine 9 coming down to 5.

And if you are not happy with sex with your husband, the probability of you having great sex with some other man is only 5%. You are better off looking for women to have sex with. Leave men out.

Where does this leave men? Till now, men were competing with other men for getting women. Now they have to compete with women also. Oh boy...


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4/6/12, 12:38 PM
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