Showing posts with label Marketing. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Marketing. Show all posts

Sunday, July 2, 2017

Free Market, Advertisements

Long time back I saw two advertisements (I have long had a deep dislike of advertisements in any form). One for car company X and one for car company Y.

X claimed that so many (100,000s) Y car owners had switched to X car in the last year.

Y claimed in its advertisement that so many (100,000s) X car owners had switched to Y car in the last year.

Now in reality probably both data could have been true. As to which data WAS true, I don't know.

Assuming even that both data were true, it means that so many people switched from X car to Y car and so many went the reverse way. In effect the NET new buyers for each car was much lower than the number mentioned, probably zero or even negative (for one of X, Y).

But the way the message was communicated one felt that this car was wowowow. Until one read the other advertisement.

All these thoughts were triggered by an article I read, unfortunately I am not able to get the link. 

Millions used the MNP option to move to some other mobile service provider. Some from x to y brand. Some from y to x. In the find hope that the grass is greener on the other side.

Do I see them coming back to the previous operator in about 90 days (which is the minimum amount of time you have to spend with the current operator before you can make another switch)?

 Published on

3/7/11, 2:52 PM
India Standard Time

Catch Phrases - You Are An Outsider If You Don't Use These Words

I read this article today. 

I was reminded of a conversation I had with a friend couple of months back. He was explaining some problems he was having. And I was asking him questions, why, what, when etc. He spoke at length to me, used a lot of jargon. He said he will ask his team member to do 5 Sigma analysis (or was it 6 sigma). He did not have a clue about what caused the problems he was having, how to figure out and solve. But he was a great one for jargon. 

For some people, their problems are theirs to solve. Others expect the angel up there to solve. 

Additional reading:
http://www.forbes.com/business-jargon/


Published on
6/13/12, 3:13 PM
India Standard Time

IT Poaches From IT

Ever since the Government of India approached the IT (aka Software or Information Technology) industry to poach a senior person to head a government project, other govt. agencies are doing the same.

Recently the IT (Income tax) department decided to use the techniques of IT (industry) towards increasing its revenues (tax). A knowledgeable insider told me the details.

How does an IT company's increase its sales revenue? By two means. 
  1. Farming: By building relationships with the existing customers and increasing the wallet share (meaning the spend) of the customers. The company identifies pain areas that the customer has and provides the solution for the same. Or it provides services at higher quality and/or cheaper prices and tends to replace its competitors from the customer.
  2. Hunting: By acquiring new customers. This is done through cold calls or by leveraging relationships that other entities (example, Niira) already have with the customers.
Out of the 1 billion odd population in India (which includes some illegal immigrants, terrorists etc from neighboring countries), about 50-100 million are income tax payers. The rest, about 900 million of them, don't pay taxes. These potential customers need to be "hunted".

Now with the backdrop of revenue enhancement methods in the IT (Info. Tech.) industry the question is: How does one apply the same in the IT (Income Tax) department?

My source explained to me.
  • Cold calls: The tax department plans to engage a BPO (Business Process Outsourcing) company to make cold calls to the potential customers. The contact telephone numbers of these customers can be purchased from the telecom companies at a very nominal rate. The database of numbers is given to the BPO company. BPO agents call the potential customers. 
The call goes something like this:

Agent: "I am calling from the Income Tax department. Can I take 2 minutes of your time please?"
Potential Customer (PC): "Hmmm. Yes?"
Agent: "Sir, Would you like to pay tax?"
PC: "No"
Agent: "Sir, the procedure will be very simple. We will send our executive to your house to collect it. You can pay by cash or credit card or as jewelry. Can I set up an appointment for my executive to come to your house?"
PC: "No"
Agent: "Mr Gupta, this is limited period offer valid only this month. Won't your family like you to pay tax?"
PC: "No they wont. And my name is not Gupta."
Agent: "Oh I am sorry sir. Can I have your name please?"
PC: "No"
Agent: "Can you refer me to some of your friends who would be interested in paying tax for the first time"
PC: "Sure. Santosh, Sheila, Abhijit, Shreyas, Shweta. You can pick up more names from my Facebook account"

Having collected some additional leads, the agent hangs up. The sad thing is that this call didn't result in anything. The agent makes a note in his diary and continues with the next name in his list and starts dialing. The idea is that even if 0.001% of the leads get converted, that is an additional 9000 tax payers. Even if each pays Rs 1000 as tax  that will be Rs 9 million (about $200,000) in a year. This revenue will be sticky revenue that will accrue year on year.

We now go to the next method.
  • Relationship Manager: Each tax payer will have a relationship manager (RM) from the IT department. Each RM will be responsible for a region, such as Bangalore, Delhi, Punjab etc. The IT department plans to hire experienced RM's from the IT industry who have a proven track record. Each RM will handle about 1000 customers. The RM will call on his existing customers and he will endeavor to get the customer to spend more on IT than on other things such as vacations, groceries, entertainment etc. 
The strategy, my source tells me, is well chalked out. Each RM will map the right person who is the decision maker and influencer. Note that the customer can be an individual (with a family) or a company. The decision maker in case of a family will have to be identified and in case of a company that person will be the company's CFO.

This is an excerpt from a sample call made to an individual, Mr Kapoor. The RM explained to Mr Kapoor the purpose of the call and asked to speak with the decision maker was in his family. Mr Kapoor handed the phone over to the decision maker.

RM: "Hello, Mrs Kapoor.
Mrs Kapoor: "Yes?"
RM: "I am your relationship manager from the IT department. We have a campaign for increasing the tax collection from our existing tax payers. I wonder if you would be interested in paying more tax. We have a special scheme where instead of the normal 30%, you can pay tax at only 7.5% of your income."
Mrs Kapoor: "Oh wowowow. You mean we can pay tax at 7.5% instead of at 30%?
RM: "No no. This 7.5% is over and above what you already pay. This will help provide our salary increments, more perquisites to the MLAs, build more roads, provide education to poor children. You would love it"
Mrs Kapoor: "Hmmm. But where do I get money to pay more tax?"
RM: "This is where we can really help. We can analyze your spends, find out which expenses you can reduce and use those funds to pay tax. If you want I can explain to you"
Mrs Kapoor: "Reduce our expenses? Hmmm. Can you tell me over the over phone please?"
RM: "Sure Mam. How much do you spend on kitty parties, going to the parlor, birthday and anniversary parties? How much on dresses and on vacations? All these are discretionary spends. Meaning you don't really have to spend on these, these are not vital. If you can cut down even by 30% on these, you can easily afford to pay the additional 7.5% tax."

The RM thinks he has it almost made. He has rarely come this far with a decision maker.

While I know you will be interested to hear Mrs. Kapoor's response, unfortunately I have edited out the rest of the conversation. I thought the language was far too profane for my gentle audience. Suffice it to say that the RM didn't quite get the deal.

Now the IT department made a root cause analysis to find out why the RM couldn't get through with Mrs Kapoor. It realized that the expenditure it had considered to be discretionary / optional were not felt to be that by the decision makers. The IT department have hence decided on a few things to improve the RM's efficiency or conversion ratio as it is called.
  • Not to talk to women.
  • To call only when women are very busy or at those times when they cannot talk. This means that all calls by RM's will be made only between 7AM and 9AM, 2:30PM and 4PM (when housewives are taking naps) and between 7PM and 9PM.
  • Not to use the words "discretionary spend". These words cause tempers to flare. Decision makers find it very annoying that vital things are misconstrued as only being desirable by the IT department.
The IT department is next planning next to speak to a few CFO's and convince them to pay more taxes. They are confident of better results here since most CFO's are men (you know, glass ceilings and all that do have a use). My source tells me that the IT department has enlisted the help of Niira to campaign for a higher quota of male decision makers in Indian families. The target being to increase it from the current 10% to 35% by 2020. I wonder what Naari Morcha (Women's Rights Activists) will do if these tapes were to be made public.

Of course, taking a cue from the IT industry payments to Niira would consist of a variable component and be success based.

Considering there is a huge population of leads out there, it should not be too difficult for IT department to rake in additional income. They are on the right track by roping in influential and experienced people.

While it's definitely a move in the right direction for the IT department to imbibing practices honed to perfection in the Indian IT industry, I couldn't help but think of the possibility of the Income Tax department assimilating another common IT industry practice of artificially bloating its revenue by a few billion dollars in order to make the country's economy and IT department's functioning look better. And the IT department is already one of the parties investigating the best brain (currently in Hyderabad) in this area. Eeeek.

Published on

12/13/10, 12:15 PM
India Standard Time

Sunday, June 25, 2017

Blind Man

I receive this video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hzgzim5m7oU) today.

For some reason it annoyed me immensely.

 Published on

5/27/11, 2:31 PM
India Standard Time

Saturday, April 2, 2011

Tweeting And Marketing

I was talking to a friend of mine who was thinking perhaps she should advertise her product (a software tool) on social networks. 

I was a little surprised. Advertise on social networks? Like Facebook? Twitter?

Twitter seems like senseless chatter, Facebook equally so.

Tweets especially and even stuff on FB seem juvenile. Could people really be reading this stuff? What purpose do these networking sites serve? 


And finally, is social networking the right place to market your product? Is it among this mindless chatter that we expect someone to understand and purchase a software product? I am told that this is a trend these days.

Am I awfully off base here?

Friday, January 21, 2011

Mobile Number (and Other) Portability: What an Idea Sirjee

Mobile number portability (MNP) was rolled out all over India yesterday. It's a lovely thing. Imagine if your network sucks or your service provider gives poor service, till this MNP came along, you were stuck with the same provider or else you switched to a new one but with a new number. You had to tell all your contacts about your new number. This MNP is truly nice.

But then, one good turn deserves another. I was thinking what if a similar service was available. What if a woman could return (exchange) her husband for another one while retaining the same last name? Wouldn't that be nice?

I can imagine a conversation as follows:

"
How are you Mrs Bachchan?

I am fine.

How is your husband? Did he come to Cannes with you..

Well he doesn't like going abroad

His "what an idea sirjee" advertisement was great

Well he is not really into ads. He goes more by word of mouth

What is Bombay like, Mrs B?

Well I am in Chennai now..

"
and so on.

Isn't this discrete? Isn't this lovely and desirable? So much inconvenience can be avoided. When will this LNP (Last name portability) be introduced?

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Matrimonial Advertisement

I came across this blog today, written 6 years back. http://reshmi.sulekha.com/blog/post/2004/01/wanted-hindu-green-card-bride.htm. It is about a male doctor who is looking for a bride with a green card in the US. The author of the blog finds this advt. strange and wonders whether it is for real. 

I have come across more cases of women (or the parents) in Tamil Nadu looking for grooms settled in the US than you could shake a stick at. One of the comments in that blog mentions the same.

In Tamils there is a custom; you give your girl (girl means daughter and not wife) in marriage to a family which is better off than yours. And you pick a girl from a family which is not as well off as yours. Perhaps with this as a backdrop, it is kinda surprising that a groom played the role of Cinderalla waiting for a prince(ess) to carry him off.

It does remind me of an incident 25 years back when I was in college. I went to a college where many students would go abroad for further studies. Students in their final year of undergraduate program would apply from September-December for admission to graduate programs in universities in the USA starting the next fall. January-February months were nail biting time. Students would anxiously wait for the admission and schols (abbreviation for scholarships that covered tuition fees and provided stipend for living expenses) from the universities in Jan and Feb. When we  heard a riotous cheer, we would understand that some student had made it. 

While the class toppers were still waiting to plan their trip to US in a few months, the rank bottomer in a senior batch got there first. It turned out that his marriage was fixed with a girl who had a green card. His trip to the US was the first that was finalized in his batch. He was the butt of no end of jokes.

Had he been female, there would have been no jokes about the incident.

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