How To Make Guruji Fall In Love With You

I was thinking how much people are predictable. If I had to teach someone how to make Guruji fall in love with him, it's just learning 10 steps. It's easier than learning Salsa.

1. Don't say "I love you".
2. Don't cry. No matter how provoked.
3. Be chivalrous. Let her go to mayke (her mom's place) whenever she wants to. And sorry, you can't go to her mayke.
4. Read a few articles on how milk and religion are stupid.
5. Try to sound knowledgeable about Francisco And Dagny.
6. And about Roark and Cameron. 
7. Try to seem lost in your own world (to seem intellectual).
8. Say you like her papa.
9. Don't sound too greedy about anything (like homemade ghee).
10. Say no to her unless she says "I want to marry you". Tell her authoritatively that she is talking crap. Don't worry. She usually talks crap.

You will have her on her knees (proposing to you).