I got a bunch of jokes from a friend. I have chosen a couple to put up here. Have fun.
Sardar's wish: when I die, I wana die like my Grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep, not Screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving..
Lawyer to Sardar: 'Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke...... '
Sardar :'Yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya. Ab fir gita pe haath!!'
(I am sorry this does not translate well into English. Imagine a witness about to be sworn. And he is asked to put his hand on Bible/Gita.. And Gita is also a common female name)
Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll you divide your kids, you've 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR
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