Multi Talking

Today I was watching a woman who was lying across on a bed with only her forehead, knees and toes touching the bed. A strange pose. She was on the phone (actually 2 phones). While she was listening on one, she was talking on the other and vice versa. Moving her face from left to right and then right to left like a pendulum. The forehead was like a fulcrum. I was astounded. How could one do that (I mean how could one talk like that on 2 phones)?

And after some time I figured it out. 

A feminine conversation has a certain grammar to it..

It consists of the following phrases

1. I hate you

2. Its chooo chweeet (baby language for "so sweet")

3. I know it because I know it.

4. Didn't you know? She is pregnant. 

5. Isn't she an angel?

6. Oh her dress. Ugghhh

7. I want a chocolate. NOW
8. I want to die.
9. Giggle and/or whisper and/or squeal.

and so on. These may be uttered in response to any question, be it on weather or politics or any other subject.

This loose coupling between a question and its answer is what makes this multi tas(l)king possible. 

I am happy I have found the solution.