Femmo - The Authentic Chicken 65

For a long time, I have been meaning to write about my twin, Femmo. Now Femmo is a designer who specializes in women's wear.

She and I are twin souls since we are both in love with people who went to a certain boarding school, we have lived with people who went to a certain college in Madras, and both of us IS passionately interested in lingerie. She focuses on the downstream end in production while my forte is measurements.

Now people have a definite opinion about my intelligence and I have heard them saying that PG. Wodehouse based the character Bertram Wooster on me. I tend to blabber while Femmo is a very guarded person who will not reveal much about herself. All that she has conceded over time is that she is as intelligent as I am pretty.

She is extremely fond of voluptuous people, especially of her mom, of HER & me. She dislikes her father and she uses two words to describe him. (Now since this being a non-adult site, I have to necessarily use euphemisms and the reader will have to decipher the actual words she uses.)

1. 1.   That he is an opening in the hind side of a quadruped; the particular quadruped itself is a synonym for a person's hind side.
2. 2.   The other word she uses seems to indicate that her grandparents weren't locked in legal matrimony when her papa was born.

     Femmo often says that she, her papa and I are twins. "Hum teeno judwe hain na" is her frequent comment. She is so fond of me.

Bright as she is, her English vocabulary isn't particularly good. Often, I would  catch her using words (which she would have hurriedly got from her mom) and then she would have a sheepish grin on her face then. She is a chicken when it comes to laying bets. God knows how many times she has chickened out of bets with me and how many times she has lost bets. Despite being FM, she is a nice girl.

It's my fervent wish to see her united with her papa and that I ride off to the sunset with her mom, slurp slurp. Wait a second... I have a strange feeling that a Hollywood script writer used this in the movie Mckenna's Gold where Gregory Peck and Omar Sharif ride off in two different directions in the last scene. Wasn't the same scene copied in Mummy?

Waiting for Femmo to get back...