Flying Noodles With Newlybeds

A friend send me this link: https://m.facebook.com/bikram.vohra.7/posts/10154371432003033

I read the link. Some of the comments seemed to think that the author himself was indecent in having continuously stared at the newlyweds.

Maybe if you look at the newlyweds as a blackbox - meaning only look at what they did instead of why then you think like the author. If you thought of why they were behaving that way then you are feeling like some of the commenters.

Jokes From Somewhere

(1)  

Put your wife in a room & lock it. 

Put your dog in another room & lock it !!! 

Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours & see who is Happy to see you, and who will BITE you ! 

(Group members are advised not to try this at home as these stunts were performed by professionals; who are now divorced; and living happily with their dog!!)  

Don't laugh loud ----  

The extended version says...

2) 

Put your husband in a room & lock it. 

Put your dog in another room & lock it !!! 

Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours & you will be happy to see your dog waiting for you.. but you'll be angry looking at your husband sleeping like he never slept before!!! 

3) 

Always keep your spouse’s picture as mobile screen saver. 

Whenever you face a problem, see the picture & say: "if I can handle this, I can handle anything!"… Superb Attitude for Life!!

(4) 

If wife wants husband’s attention, she just has to look sad & uncomfortable. 

If husband wants wife’s attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy.

(5) 

A Philosopher HUSBAND said:- "Every WIFE is a ‘Mistress’ of her Husband… 

“Miss” for first year & “Stress” for rest of the life…"!!!!  

(6) 

Million Dollar Truth: 

If Saturday and Sunday doesn't excite you, then change your Friends. 

If Monday doesn't motivate you, then change your profession. 

If Monday is too exciting, and you are dying to get to work, then you should change your spouse!!

(7) 

Do you remember the tingling feeling when you took the decision to get married? 

That was common sense leaving your body. 

(8)

Generally a man does not go to the place again where he has been cheated once… 

But many people still go to their in-laws place..?

(9) 

Pappu: Dad, l got selected for a role in a play for annual day! 

Dad: What role are you playing? 

Pappu: A husband! 

Dad: Stupid, ask for a role with dialogues! 

(10)

Man outside phone booth: “Excuse me you are holding phone since 29 minutes and you haven’t spoken a word”. 

Man inside: “I am

talking to my wife” 

(11) 

A very intelligent girl was asked the meaning of marriage.. 

She said- “sacrificing the admiration of hundred guys, to face the criticism of one idiot” 

(12) 

Position of a husband is just like a Split AC, No matter how loud he is outdoor, He is designed to remain silent indoor! 

Reflexions

A photo from a park that I took.

Air Traffic Control Video

I got this video recently.

The following is a description that was there along with the video.

Amazing video to be watched of World Airlines Traffic. In this video you will see, air traffic around the world for 24 hours, taken from satellite and compressed into one minute video. The yellow dots are airplanes in the sky during 24 hours period. Stay with the video and you will see the light of the day moving from East to West , as the earth spin's on its axis. Also, you will see the flow of aircrafts traffic leaving the North American continent and traveling at night to arrive in UK in the morning. Then you will see the flow changing, leaving UK in the morning and flying to the american continent in the day light. Notice the entire USA and Europe shining with the yellow dots. Europe alone has its local 30,000 flights per day. Similarly observations can be made on aircraft traffic in others parts of the world. Most people aren' t aware of the work that goes into managing and safely guiding aircrafts through our skies. This visualization is created to highlight the complexity of that work of air traffic controllers. Hats off to engineering.....

Balraj Sahni's Convocation Address

http://scroll.in/article/803908/whenever-i-lost-courage-my-life-became-a-meaningless-burden-balraj-sahni-to-jnu-students-in-1972 And then we hear speeches by Amitabh Bachchan and SRK.

Quite a contrast, no?

Nuclear Damage In Families - The New Trend

http://www.thehindu.com/features/magazine/gouri-dange-on-grownup-children-returning-to-the-nest/article8859388.ece

Solving A Crime At Perumbavoor, Kerala

http://www.thehindu.com/todays-paper/tp-national/cyber-sleuths-join-the-dots/article8860932.ece

Posing As ISIS Follower In France En Route Syria

Interesting: http://www.rd.com/true-stories/survival/romancing-terrorist/#.V4UG7VF7kiu.facebook

Impact Of Your Mom On Your Job

http://www.thehindu.com/todays-paper/tp-features/tp-opportunities/your-parents-may-have-a-hand-in-your-job-problems-study/article8841479.ece

Tipu Sultan And Mandyam Iyengars And Deewali

https://paanchajanya1284.wordpress.com/2016/07/11/the-genocide-of-mandyam-iyengars-by-the-tyrant-tipu-sultan/

Learnings From A Bank Robbery

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10155081301633009&id=837878008&refid=17&_ft_=tl_objid.10155081302703009%3Athid.837878008%3A306061129499414%3A67%3A0%3A1470034799%3A-4259105713413750538&__tn__=%2As&fbt_id=10155081301633009&lul&ref_component=mbasic_photo_permalink_actionbar&_rdr#s_97d9f18832cd29bf3a8fe6dac1db8f56

Vice Chancellor Of Pondicherry University

• http://www.newindianexpress.com/states/tamil_nadu/article1402397.ece - Biodata as originally thought of.
• http://puta.org.in/attachment.php?aid=34 and as it stands now.

I wonder what led to Chandra being exposed. 

Creative And Destructive Selfishness

http://www.thehindu.com/sport/two-types-of-selfishness-creative-and-destructive/article8785076.ece